Step 1: Place the eggs in a saucepan and cover with water (an inch above the eggs is perfect). Bring to a boil over medium-high heat.
Step 2: Once boiling, remove the pan from the heat, cover it with a lid, and let it sit for 12 minutes. No peeking.
Step 3: Drain the hot water and give the eggs a quick rinse with cold water. Then put (not literally!) them into an ice bath for 5-10 minutes. This makes peeling way easier.
Step 4: Peel your eggs gently. The shell should slide off pretty easily thanks to that ice bath. If not, roll it under your palm a bit.
Step 5: Slice the eggs in half lengthwise. Pop out the yolks and put them in a bowl. Line up those whites like little boats waiting for their golden filling.
Step 6: Mash the yolks with a fork until they’re crumbly. Add the mayo, mustard, vinegar (if using), salt, and pepper. Mix until smooth. Taste test time, adjust mayo, mustard, or seasoning if needed.
Step 7: Spoon or pipe the yolk mix back into the egg whites. No piping bag? No stress. Use a ziplock with the corner snipped or just a spoon.
Step 8: Sprinkle with paprika. Add chives or bacon bits if you’re going all out.
Boom. Now, you’re done.